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I'm a bad American

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by big pappa b, Dec 10, 2003.

  1. big pappa b

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    I\'m a bad American

    I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

    I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

    I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

    I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

    I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

    I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

    I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

    I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

    My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

    I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

    I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

    I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.

    I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

    I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.

    I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

    I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

    I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
    If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

    If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

    We need our country back!
     
  2. rjfguitar

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    Re: I\'m a bad American

    right on! /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
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    Re: I\'m a bad American

    and George Carlin himself denies ever saying any of that... Just like Charlie Daniels... (seen this thing a few times before, under both George Carlin, and Charlie Daniels. Snopes has something about it online)

    still a good piece of work... too bad some jackhole tore the original artist name off, and replaced it with someone elses.
     
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    Re: I\'m a bad American

    Right on!

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    Nuff Said.
     
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    Re: I\'m a bad American

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    I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster.

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    What a stupid thing to say.

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    Re: I\'m a bad American

    I think what that is trying to say is that people in college (I'm in college, mind you) think they're all high and mighty (I'm not one of those people). When they come out of college and into the workforce, they think they get automatic superiority over others just because of that education. But in actuallity, most of these idiots lack any real-world experience/life and are going into something out of their familiar element of reading books. /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
    Maybe I read into that too far, but that's what I get out of that sentence. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    One thing college can't teach some people (and I wish it could) is common sense and "street-smarts." /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     

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