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I'm a sinker

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mountainexplorer, Jan 15, 2004.

  1. mountainexplorer

    mountainexplorer 1/2 ton status

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    I\'m a sinker

    So I'm taking this water aerobics class so I can graduate. Every time I try to stay afloat, I barely can. I just keep sinking. /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif
     
  2. kennyw

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    It's called no body fat! I used to have that problem. Try laying on your back on the water surface, and inhale as much air as you can /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  3. Stomper

    Stomper ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ GMOTM Winner

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    Re: I\'m a sinker

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    Try laying on your back on the couch, and inhale as many Mcd's french fries as you can


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    Fixed it for ya /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  4. kennyw

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    Re: I\'m a sinker

    That is the long term plan /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  5. chevyfumes

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    Re: I\'m a sinker

    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gifgood edit... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Re: I\'m a sinker

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    Try laying on your back on the couch, and inhale as many Mcd's french fries as you can


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    Fixed it for ya /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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    bill
     
  7. mountainexplorer

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    Re: I\'m a sinker

    Hmmm... Ive already done that, almost every fast food place too. Frankly, I can't see myself as having low body fat. Im not large, but Im not in shape.
     
  8. lady bog

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    Re: I\'m a sinker

    Hmm.. I thought you were referring to the way you age. But I don't think you'd watch Oprah /forums/images/graemlins/pimp1.gif

    I always thought it'd be weird not being able to float. All I know is that I definately float.
     
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    Re: I\'m a sinker

    I sink too... at least I did last time I tried about 8 years ago... I gave up with all that fancy swimming crap, never learned how to swim and figured out enough on my own that I could get out of the deep end if I somehow made my way there... But I haven't been to a pool for a few years... Now it's my friend's hot tub, 4 or 5 of us (mmmm hot wet chick whose boyfriend is 50 miles away) get together every so often for pizza, movies, and hot tub... yay... I need to get me one of those in my bedroom or something, just live in that /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Yeah, had to do the floating test thing when i got my lifegaurding cert. Only problem in with 8% body fat it is really hard to float. Hell, I try to put a little more on but it just won't happen. I am 26 now. They say wait until 30... We will see /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
     
  11. 84_Chevy_K10

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    Re: I\'m a sinker

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    I sink too... at least I did last time I tried about 8 years ago... I gave up with all that fancy swimming crap, never learned how to swim and figured out enough on my own that I could get out of the deep end if I somehow made my way there... But I haven't been to a pool for a few years... Now it's my friend's hot tub, 4 or 5 of us (mmmm hot wet chick whose boyfriend is 50 miles away) get together every so often for pizza, movies, and hot tub... yay... I need to get me one of those in my bedroom or something, just live in that /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

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    Capman, shut the [darn] up, you know you didn't hit it, even if her boyfriend was 50 miles away. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: I\'m a sinker

    Aaaahhhh, just dropped a couple sinkers. /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif
     
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    Re: I\'m a sinker

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    Aaaahhhh, just dropped a couple sinkers. /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif

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    Gross! I was hungry just prior to reading that.
     
  14. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Re: I\'m a sinker

    Have several helpings of beans, brocolli, and crab cakes and wash it down with seltzer water... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Aaaahhhh, just dropped a couple sinkers. /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif

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    Those are stinkers!
     
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    Re: I\'m a sinker

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    Aaaahhhh, just dropped a couple sinkers. /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif

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    Gross! I was hungry just prior to reading that.

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    Re: I\'m a sinker

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    Aaaahhhh, just dropped a couple sinkers.

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    Better than droppin' some floaters... /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
  18. Tweetysuarus

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    Aaaahhhh, just dropped a couple sinkers.

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    Better than droppin' some floaters... /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif

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    Thats just wrong! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
    Bill
     
  19. mountainexplorer

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    Re: I\'m a sinker

    I had a friend that said he did that once at a swimming hole. All I did when he told me was shudder with disgust.
     
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    Aaaahhhh, just dropped a couple sinkers. /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif

    [/ QUOTE ] Why do some turds float and some sink ? /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
     

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