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I'm Depressed

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Apr 25, 2007.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    So let's play a game

    You cheer me up before I run out of scotch, or I never come back here again

    Best cheer upper gets a free sketch

    Contest ends at midnight central time

    You have appoximately one hour and fifteen minutes

    GO!
     
  2. mikey_d05

    mikey_d05 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    I'm depressed and I have no scotch. Feel better?
     
  3. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    I feel...... **** you, that's what I fele
     
  4. Drey

    Drey 3/4 ton status

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    Its rainin its pooring the old man is snoring...






    Gawd Dang I can hear Brett snoring all the way in Mallard from Terril
     
  5. Resurrection_Joe

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    I can hear you from **** you you ****, **** you twice
     
  6. 3 on the tree

    3 on the tree 1/2 ton status

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    Oh, to be young again.......................

    My plastic knees are failing, after 30 years.

    My teeth are falling out, due to receding jawbone........

    My $400 bifocals just fell apart, for the third and final time.

    My wife has forgotten what sex is.........

    My dog has forgotten what NO is...................

    I think my keyboard is pregnant, cause it has missed 3 periods in a row.........

    Start smiling Shane, that frown will make your belly droop.:D :D
     
  7. Resurrection_Joe

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    FAIL!

    You were very good last time though, thank you for that one
     
  8. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    It's very simple:

    You rock, brother. You can make me laugh even when I don't want to. You have a way of making me look at things from a different viewpoint. And nobody says the word "****" quite like you do.
     
  9. mikey_d05

    mikey_d05 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Alright, my attempt.

    I have over $3000 in tools, parts, and fabricated pieces that I'm not going to use and shouldn't have bought in the first place but have no way to sell because they are custom and/or there is no demand for them.

    I bought a Toyota for $700, started running on 3 cylinders about 3/4 of the way home. Can't figure it out, and now it won't start either. Oh yeah, my parents don't know so I can't bring it home to work on it.

    I have until July 20th to make and spend $3500 to get it running and convert it into a worthy trail truck for the MS fundraiser.

    My sister recently got engaged to a douche.

    I'm doing so poorly in school that I dropped all but 6 credits to salvage my GPA.

    You have booze, I don't.

    I'm very jealous of your drawing talent. That's one thing I've always wished I had the ability to do.

    Your random posts throw me off and make me laugh and look at things in a different light.

    You can make a wicked pattymelt from what I've heard. I can make a mean rueben but I like pattymelts better.
     
  10. Resurrection_Joe

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    **** you has offcially switched to LOVE

    LOVE YOU GAIZ!0!


    Needtosl;eepitoff nwo
     
  11. pauly383

    pauly383 Daddy383 Staff Member Moderator

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    Hey if your depressed , remember you can change it , and change it . Simple :thumb:

    People needlessly complicate things . Your not people , your RJ ....... so get with it ;)
     
  12. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Oops too late. You know how many super models have died with a bomb vest on due to my slow reaction time????
     
  13. TSGB

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    None?
     
  14. thezentree

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    Might be more than you'd imagine. Now if they were goats....
     
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    X2:bow:









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  16. Resurrection_Joe

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    Goooooooo mornign.s.........!
     
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    What? Awake before the sun sets?!
     
  18. Resurrection_Joe

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    Up In The A.M. .........

    Up IN THE A TO THE M

    Whsikey dthen
     
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    I got another 12 hours before I start with that...
     
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