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I'm going to pay for this dearly.....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Desert Rat, Jun 15, 2006.

  1. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    A dozen Don Miguel microwaveable beef and cheese mini-tacos with Taco Bell Fire border sauce. That is all............
     
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    hope you have enough tp:crazy:
     
  3. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    The stomach gurgling has already commenced.....
     
  4. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Do you have the really cool, industry plumbing at work like we do? Dumping a load at work is cool cause I can go in, have a 500 megaton ass explosion on the can and when flushed, it doesn't even flinch at the job at hand.:D
     
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    Nothing quite like the Intestinal Lambada. Hopefully you won't get the 15 second alert every 10 minutes for 2 hours. :D
     
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    My condolences to the little lady :doah:
     
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    Fire in the hole

    is someone gonna get the dutch oven tonight
     
  8. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    My ass is on fire this morning. I think I'm ****ting lava..........
     
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    Thanks for sharing :rolleyes:

    Hope your ass feels better soon:o
     
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    Reminds me of a Megadeth song {Dave mustane} I spread disease like a dog , discharge my payload / a mile high rotten egg air of death / wrestles your nostrels {dave mustane} :eek1: .
     
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    HOLYFOCK! I laughed so hard at this I sharted myself, I have to go home nw and change my shorts:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :doah:
     
  12. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    We have some growlers that you have to make sure you don't create a complete seal with your butt cheeks and flush at the same time otherwise your intestines will be sucked out of your body faster than you can say "The President will see you now Monica.....".....
     
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    This ones gonna be all full of Sig material
     
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    i was stuck on the thrown for at least 40 minutes.jalapenoes and habaneros. it was not pretty.YYYOOOOOOWWWWW no ones plasma cutter would come close.:angry1: :angry1: :angry1: :angry1: :angry1:
     
  15. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    I'm eating them again tonight. You would think I would learn..............
     
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    I just got home and slammed down a bacon sandwich. I know, I know, I shouldn't be so cannibalistic, but a man has got to do what a man has to do. I'm sure when I get up, my inferior house toilet will have some trauma cause I had pizza for lunch and supper yesterday...........................:D
     
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    Plunger armed, Back blast area all clear...
     

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