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im in shock..rant about a woman...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by leadfoot067, Nov 8, 2003.

  1. leadfoot067

    leadfoot067 1/2 ton status

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    OMG.....so im dating this fine azz gal /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif..she is hot....shes cool for like 3 weeks now.......all seems well...then she dont call me for like 3 days all of a sudden..... /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif......so i blow up her phone and she finally answers....we talk....she proceeds to inform me she cannot stand the fact that i talk about my blazer and my truck so much /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif..and that unless i change and realise theres more to life than cars and 4x4s that this isnt gonna work out /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif......WTF....i just sat there for a minute..in shock ..thinking whats she been drinkin?????? she then tells me to get a life and do something in my spare time other than working on my junk /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif........even though when i spend time with her i certainly dont try to work on my stuff when im with her she does get my undevided attention.....this gal has some ballls i tell ya /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif.......




    ok ranting finished just really needed to vent and thought y'all would get a laugh from this..... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  2. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Borrowed from PBB...................

    Butt..................

    Fork..................

    Neck..................
     
  3. leadfoot067

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    Roughly translated, stab her in the neck with a fork then do her in the butt. The guys on Pirate are tres subtle. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     
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    ahhhh gotcha.....well i have a plan .......considering i havent "done her yet".....and she really pi$$ed me off......im gonna play the comformist role until i" get er done".....then tell her what i really think /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif now would that make me a woman hating asshat????? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Yes it would. Godspeed, my brother. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  7. leadfoot067

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    ill keep ya posted...... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Good luck.
     
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    Donkeypunch /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    ahhhh gotcha.....well i have a plan .......considering i havent "done her yet".....and she really pi$$ed me off......im gonna play the comformist role until i" get er done".....then tell her what i really think /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif now would that make me a woman hating asshat????? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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    Try the "wine her, dine her, 69 her" method. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    Is her name Pam? If so, "Wham Bam Pam" is her new name. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    When you do get done doing the dirty deed with her, simply walk out and say out loud to her, "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am!" /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif "Been nice foking ya! I mean, knowing ya!" /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    nothing sillier than doing a girl like that then losing all interest in her /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Well do what you gotta do........ Then say "See You later. Its Time to go work on my truck ".
    But beings she has avoided you for the last 3 days it may be too late. She may have already fallen for some flashy Rice Boy with a big wing and neon lights /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    then in 3 weeks she can ignore him cause all he talks about is that turbo kit he will buy "someday"
     
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    well after our talk the other day.....she decided she would still see me /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif..cough cough....so not all is lost yet...i think i can still salvage it....also she informed me she hates when i use swear words in her presence.....so ill tell her im gonna go work on my fu,,ing truck and she can go f,,k herself after i have.... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif...she really hates the "f" word
     
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    is this supposed to be a hard question? shut up about the k5 in her presense, and keep hittin it. seriously, is there even a question here? at some point in ur life ur gonna settle down with someone less hot... dont waste the oportunity you have here/now. Talk to us and everyone else you know about ur K5... talk about other chit when she is around.

    there... u can still talk K5s and still nail hottie azz.

    the love doctor has spoken. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    j
     
  16. leadfoot067

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    thats just it though......i havent hit it yet......i now just hafta figure out how to.........cause i totally agree i gotta hit this just cause she is so hot..... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif..just so i can say i did
     
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    the love doctor didn't read /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif he said he doesn't really talk about the k5 in front of her, and hes not nailing her /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif. If shes like some of the ones I've had bad experiences with she will take 5 minutes of talking about the k5 as an extreme obsession over junk and will hate you for it. They just choose to do it. All I have to say is, when you find one that likes to wheel and likes the k5 then your fing set. I have a foul mouth myself so a girl that can't take that well often won't work out.
     
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    ya i know she isnt a keeper for me......but damn she has a body!!!!
     
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    ok...so whats his name?? or can we get a face to go with the "hot body"? and prove that SHE is really hott. juss a thought. o, and it would kick ass if u could get her pic with the K5 in it. that way its one of those optical illusions where u look at the pic long enuff and u will finally see a truck in the background after a few mins /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/pimp1.gif

    NITRO
     
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    sounds like she won't want to be anywhere near the k5, and if he takes a picture with her and the truck she will probably freak out and say hes got some wierd fetish for the truck /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif "but baby the guys on the internet want to see you and the truck!".....
     

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