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"I'm just bill, and I am sitting on capital hill........"

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jakeslim, Dec 3, 2004.

  1. jakeslim

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    \"I\'m just bill, and I am sitting on capital hill........\"

    Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
    Hooking up words and phrases and clauses.
    >> Conjunction Junction, how's that function?
    I got three favorite cars
    That get most of my job done.
    >> Conjunction Junction, what's their function?
    I got "and", "but", and "or",
    They'll get you pretty far.

    "And":
    That's an additive, like "this and that".
    "But":
    That's sort of the opposite,
    "Not this *but* that".
    And then there's "or":
    O-R, when you have a choice like
    "This or that".
    "And", "but", and "or",
    Get you pretty far.

    >> Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
    Hooking up two boxcars and making 'em run right.
    Milk and honey, bread and butter, peas and rice.
    >> Hey that's nice!
    Dirty but happy, digging and scratching,
    Losing your shoe and a button or two.
    He's poor but honest, sad but true,
    Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

    >> Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
    Hooking up two cars to one
    When you say something like this choice:
    "Either now or later"
    Or no choice:
    "Neither now nor ever"
    >> Hey that's clever!
    Eat this or that, grow thin or fat,
    Never mind, I wouldn't do that,
    I'm fat enough now!

    >> Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
    Hooking up phrases and clauses that balance, like:
    Out of the frying pan and into the fire.
    He cut loose the sandbags,
    But the balloon wouldn't go any higher.
    Let's go up to the mountains,
    Or down to the sea.
    You should always say "thank you",
    Or at least say "please".

    >> Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
    Hooking up words and phrases and clauses
    In complex sentences like:
    <"In the mornings, when I am usually wide awake,
    I love to take a walk through the gardens and down by the lake,
    Where I often see a duck and a drake,
    And I wonder as I walk by
    Just what they'd say if they could speak,
    Although I know that's an absurd thought.">

    >> Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
    Hooking up cars and making 'em function.
    >> Conjunction Junction, how's that function?
    I like tying up words and phrases and clauses.
    >> Conjunction Junction, watch that function.
    I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.
    >> Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
    I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.
    >> Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
    I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.
     
  2. jakeslim

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    Re: \"I\'m just bill, and I am sitting on capital hill........\"

    I'm just a bill,
    Yes, I'm only a bill,
    And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill.
    Well, it's a long, long journey
    To the capital city,
    It's a long, long wait
    While I'm sitting in committee,
    But I know I'll be a law someday...
    At least I hope and pray that I will,
    But today I'm still just a bill.

    >>


    I'm just a bill,
    Yes I'm only a bill,
    And I got as far as Capitol Hill.
    Well now I'm stuck in committee
    And I sit here and wait
    While a few key congressmen
    Discuss and debate
    Whether they should
    Let me be a law...
    Oh how I hope and pray that they will,
    But today I am still just a bill.

    >> > debate about you?>

    >> <"Die?">

    >> < If they vote "yes", what happens?>

    >>


    I'm just a bill,
    Yes I'm only a bill,
    And if they vote for me on Capitol Hill,
    Well then I'm off to the White House
    Where I'll wait in a line
    With a lot of other bills
    For the President to sign.
    And if he signs me then I'll be a law...
    Oh, how I hope and pray that he will,
    But today I am still just a bill.

    >> > President can still say no?>

    >> > not easy to become a law, is it?>

    No! But how I hope and I pray that I will,
    But today I am still just a bill!
     
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    Re: \"I\'m just bill, and I am sitting on capital hill........\"

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  4. jakeslim

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    Re: \"I\'m just bill, and I am sitting on capital hill........\"

    One thing you will discover
    When you get next to one another
    Is everybody needs some elbow room, elbow room.
    It's nice when you're kinda cozy
    But not when you're tangled nose to nosy
    Oh, everybody needs some elbow...
    Needs a little elbow room.

    That's how it was
    In the early days of the U.S.A.
    The people kept coming to settle though
    The east was the only place there was to go.

    The president was Thomas Jefferson,
    He made a deal with Napoleon,
    How'd you like to sell a mile or two?
    >>
    And so in 1803 the Louisiana Territory
    Was sold to us without a fuss
    And gave us lots of elbow room.

    Oh, elbow room, elbow room
    Got to, got to get us
    Some elbow room.
    It's the west or bust,
    In God we trust,
    There's a new land out there.

    Lewis and Clark volunteered to go.
    Goodbye, good luck, wear your overcoat.
    They prepared for good times and for bad. (And for bad)
    They hired Sacajawea to be their guide,
    She led them all across the countryside.
    Reached the coast, and found the most
    Elbow room we've ever had.

    The way was opened up
    For folks with bravery.
    There were plenty of fights
    To win land rights,
    But the West was meant to be.
    It was Manifest Destiny!

    The trappers, traders and the peddlers,
    The politicians and the settlers,
    They got there by any way they could. >> Any way they could!
    The gold rush trampled down the wilderness,
    The railroads spread across from east to west,
    And soon the West was opened up for...
    Opened up for good!

    Now we jet from east to west,
    Goodbye New York, Hello L.A.
    But it took those early folks
    To open up the way.

    Now we've got a lot of room to be
    Growing from sea to shining sea.
    Guess that we have got our elbow room, elbow room.
    But if there should ever come a time
    When we're crowded up together I'm
    Sure we'll find some elbow room up on the moon.

    Oh, elbow room, elbow room
    Got to, got to get us
    Some elbow room.
    It's the moon or bust,
    In God we trust,
    There's a new land up there!
     
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    Re: \"I\'m just bill, and I am sitting on capital hill........\"

    row row row your boat gently down the stream.... /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif
     
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    Re: \"I\'m just bill, and I am sitting on capital hill........\"

    Jake,
    This is completely shameless padding /forums/images/graemlins/shame.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shame.gif.















    PAD /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

    oh BTW carry on /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
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    Re: \"I\'m just bill, and I am sitting on capital hill........\"

    lets lighten up folks...we have fathers, mothers, sons and daughters getting killed in Iraq and we're arguing over
    petty words from people we truly do not know.....I made this post to spark a little child hood memory for those who remember! /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
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    Re: \"I\'m just bill, and I am sitting on capital hill........\"

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    row row row your boat gently down a stream... /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif
     
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    Re: \"I\'m just bill, and I am sitting on capital hill........\"

    "Aint that the pot callin the kettle black?"

    "You want somethin to cry about?? Ill give ya somethin to cry about!!!! "

    "Dont make funny faces, otherwise itl stay like that!!!"

    "Dont smart off to me boy ,ill make your head look like a peanut pattie" /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif ttt
     
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    I have the album.... /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
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    "Dont mess with little Wonnie (ronnie) /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif"

    "STFU bit** and get back in your trailer ,,,,TRAILER TRASH!!!! "

    "My dad can beat up your dad" /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif......

    I dont know where this is comming from or where it is going /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Re: \"I\'m just bill, and I am sitting on capital hill........\"

    "up your nose with a rubber hose"
    "blue, blue you got the flu, nobody wants to play with you"
     
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    I loved those Sat. morning caartoons rocks /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
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    Re: \"I\'m just bill, and I am sitting on capital hill........\"

    15 miles of greasy grimey gopher guts
    manglated monkey meat and iddy biddy birdy feet
    and I forgot my spoon /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
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    Re: \"I\'m just bill, and I am sitting on capital hill........\"

    [ QUOTE ]
    15 miles of greasy grimey gopher guts
    manglated monkey meat and iddy biddy birdy feet
    and I forgot my spoon /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif

    [/ QUOTE ]

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    Re: \"I\'m just bill, and I am sitting on capital hill........\"

    the descendents are old school so are you old school or do you just like old school, I know I saw them back in the day are they still around? /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif
     
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    I'm old school. Used to see them all the time in the 80's in SoCal. They released new cd this year. Its really cool and true to their spirit...love, coffee and rejection.
     
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    Re: \"I\'m just bill, and I am sitting on capital hill........\"

    Conjunction function....hehe, you guys seen that episode of The Family Guy, where he gets elected as the school board president-he 'redid' the sex ed class..had 2 ladiessinging "Vagina junction, whats your function?"...and the train conductor outfit guy strolls in "..takin' in sperm, and spittin out babies." OMG, that episode cracks me up!

    Sorry if that dirtied up your after school rock memories...
     
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    Family guy is the greatest cartoon ever made. No other cartoon can put down a conservative political agenda like that!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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