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I'm shaving my pubes tonight

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Apr 27, 2007.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    In regards to Craig Arztners thread......:bow:

    Any tips with the razor around Big Jim and the Twins? :doah: :D
     
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    This user is on your ignore list.
     
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    Yeah, use a sharp razor. You think razor burn on the face sucks... :yikes: And don't worry. It only itches the first time. :haha:
     
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    Stretch the twins out tight for a smooth shaving surface and use the razor, just use a trimmer for the rest.
     
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    Helps if you use a trimmer first! Trim down to a number 2, then use the razor.
     
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    I leave a dorito up top, the rest is smooth. Right on with the #2. :D
     
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    I was just eating some doritos.... thanks.
     
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    So do you use a real dorito to trace around? What do you do with the dorito post-shaving? I can't imagine discarding a perfectly good dorito...
     
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    I would recommend a little bit of compressed air. Just enough to clean it off, not enough to break it, or remove excessive amounts of cheesy goodness.
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    Hey Wes, isn't Taco shaving a bit out of your league. :p:
     
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    Maybe if you use a little aluminum foil, or plastic wrap before dorito placement...
     
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    This stuff is supposed to help get rid of razor burn! :D
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    Funny how everyone's really on the ball with the shaving techniques, etc.
    I was just poking fun at Craigs thread on shaving his head. :haha:
    I'm not taking no razor near the family jewels just yet. :doah:
     
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    Well some of us are still hip young swingers... and presentation can make a break a deal my friend!
     
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    I know way too much about some of you guy's now.
     
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    I'm more concerned with keeping the hair out of the piercings. :thinking:
     
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    Prince Albert you say... I've thought about it... You have one? How drunk should I be if I get it?
     
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    This entire thread: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    Nah, UYB is the one with the PA. I've got a three rung frenum ladder. Didn't hurt. Shrinkage from hell though. Combine terrified with a fan and cleaning gel, and you've got a goddamn little smokey being looked at by a big honkin' needle and three good looking chicks. :doah:
     

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