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Immigration Engrish Test

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by cbbr, Jan 23, 2006.

  1. cbbr

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    The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed most of the tests, but there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the United States of America.
    Mujibar said, "I am ready."
    The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
    Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."
    The Officer said, "Go ahead."
    Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
    Mujibar now works at Microsoft, Rhapsody, HP, Dell, Gateway.... I imagine you have spoken to him yourself.
     
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    So sad, so true, so sorry! :p:
     

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