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In myown world

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Apr 29, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    I live in my own little world, but it's ok, everyone knows me here.

    I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.


    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?

    There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's

    I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the
    rest of your life.

    Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

    That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius... because I told a friend my plan to attain world
    peace, and he told me I have "Schiffer Brains."

    Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

    Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

    Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you
    don't know where it's been."
     
  2. 87GMC

    87GMC 1/2 ton status

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    I like my own little world. All my sh!t is exactly how I like it. Ha!
     
  3. Donna

    Donna 1/2 ton status

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    LOL!!!! I like the one about being married. Wait till I show it to Wayne. LOL!!!!!!
     

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