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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by midnitewarya, Mar 9, 2006.

  1. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    I was wondering, if I got a scrotal tuck, could I make one of these from the leftover skin?

    [​IMG]

    I always wanted one of these thingys, ever since Karate Kid 2.
     
  2. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    And that brings me to another question,

    If I'm in some horrible accident, and I have to have a limb amputated, let's say a leg, can I keep it?

    I don't see any reason why I couldn't keep it, I mean, I grew the damn thing, it's mine. I don't see how any logic could prove that the leg I grew couldn't be mine.

    I've heard of hospitals classifying stuff like that as Bio-waste, but if I got dibs on it first, can I take it home with me? And theoretically, I always have dibs on it, since I can't see ever not wanting to have dibs on it.

    Go on, tell me I can't keep my own freakin leg.
     
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    you cant keep your own freakin leg.
     
  4. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    :D

    And why the heck not? It's MINE. I grew it. It belongs to me. Allowing it to pass into possession of someone else is weird. How can somebody else own me? Or pieces of me?
     
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    good point there... :thinking:
     
  6. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    Exactly.

    For instance,

    Let's say I go out and build a hospital. I get investors, and hire doctors, and before you know it, I'm the owner of a full flegged Hospital with a renowed trauma center and all. Now beater, luck does not smile on you, and you get in a car wreck. While your at my hospital, the docs amputate an arm. That arm then becomes property of the hospital, because they'll call it bio-waste. Hence, I now own your arm. You can't have it. It's mine.

    That's pretty focked up.
     
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    Make a lamp out of it like the Chistmas Story:haha::haha:
     
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    Hows about We take that severed limb and beat You focking senseless with it for such a dumbass question:D
     
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    That makes me want to chop off my leg, fix it up cool, put on a quick connect on to the stump and fock around with it.:thinking: :haha:

    Like in peoples houses and stuff :haha: j/k
     
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    I'd want any missing limbs cremated and put in capsule necklaces for me and my bestest friends
     
  11. midnitewarya

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    Just as long as I get to keep it when y'all are done. :haha:
     
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    well, you better be ready. because the second you tell me i cant have it, im gonna snatch it from you, beat you to death with it, and be on my merry way. maybe someone more qualified can reattach it.
     
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    Or You could just feed it to people at Your work.......................
     
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    I never mess with the food. I make it as best as I can, because I would want that anywhere I go.

    Sometimes I make the food gigantic just to be funny

    Extra^7 Cheese anyone?
     
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    nice sack drum
     
  16. midnitewarya

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    Hey hey now, I porbably won't even be there when it happens, I'll be off at my crib int he bahamas. But I agree with the someone more qualified. I'll only hire the cheaper mexican doctors. You know, the illegal ones with the new worker's visa. I'll save some serious bank that way.

    -"Can I have my arm back?"
    -"Que?"
    -"My arm, I want my arm."
    -"Que?"
    -"The bloddy stump you only seconds ago cut off my body."
    -"Que?"
    -"Give me my focking arm!!!"
    -"Que?"
     
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    That is the best thing I've heard all day:haha:
     
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    You could keep it in your toolbox,,,or would that be religiously unethical ? :doah:
     
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    :laugh: :laugh:
    That where the term, charging an arm and a legs comes from:laugh:
     
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    The dentist let me keep my teeth he pulled??? So I think the Hospital should let you keep your lims..... soo ****ing stupid
     

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