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In the year 2222

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Jun 17, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

    Mar 30, 2002
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    >>The year is 2222...after accumulating enough frequent
    >flier miles, Mike and Maureen land on Mars.
    >They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all
    >sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market,
    >if they have laptop computers, how they make money,
    >Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just
    >how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. The Martian
    >responds, "Pretty much the way you do." A discussion
    >ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners
    >for the night and experience one another.
    >Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where
    >the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie
    >member...about half an inch long and just a quarter
    >inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work,"
    >says Maureen. "Why?" he asks "What's the matter?"
    >"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to
    >reach me!" "No problem," he says, and proceeds to
    >slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his
    >forehead, his member grows until it's quite
    >impressively long. "Well," she says, "That's quite
    >impressive, but it's still narrow." "No problem," he
    >says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull,
    >his member grows wider and wider until the entire
    >measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. "Wow!"
    >she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad,
    >passionate love.
    >The next day the couples rejoin their original
    >partners and go their separate ways. As they walk
    >along, Mike asks "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to
    >say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful.
    >"How about you?"
    >"It was horrible!" he replies. "All I got was a
    >headache. . . she kept slapping my forehead and
    >pulling my ears." /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

    Feb 24, 2000
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    LOL * fumes frantically slapping forehead and pulling ears to no avail* /forums/images/icons/frown.gif /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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