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Increase Your Vocabulary

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by StoneyK5, Jun 21, 2002.

  1. StoneyK5

    StoneyK5 1/2 ton status

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    New Words


    Intaxication:
    Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was
    your money to start with.

    Reintarnation:
    Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

    Foreploy:
    Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

    Giraffiti:
    Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

    Sarchasm:
    The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't
    get it.

    Inoculatte:
    To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

    Hipatitis:
    Terminal coolness.

    Osteopornosis:
    A degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit)

    Karmageddon:
    It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes,
    right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious
    bummer.

    Glibido:
    All talk and no action.

    Dopeler effect:
    The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you
    rapidly.

    And, Mr. Webster stick this in your dictionary....

    Ignoranus:
    A person who's both stupid and an [censored].

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