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Inheritance

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Oct 18, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    >The Madam opened the brothel door to see a rather slick looking,
    > >well-dressed, just past middle-age gentleman. "Can I help you? " The
    madam
    > >asked.
    > >"I want to see Natalie, " the man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our
    > >most
    > >expensive ladies, perhaps someone else.
    > >"No, I must see Natalie. " Just then Natalie appeared and announced to
    > the
    > >man that she charges $1, 000 per visit.
    > >Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100
    > >bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, whereupon the man calmly
    > left.
    > >The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. Natalie
    > >explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that
    there
    > >were no discounts. . . it was still $1, 000 a visit. Again the man took
    > >out
    > >the money, the two went up to the room, and an hour later, he left.
    > >When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it.
    > >Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the
    > end
    > >of the hour Natalie questioned the man: "No one has ever used my services
    > >three nights in a row. Where are you from? "
    > >The man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia. "Really? " replied Natalie. "I
    > >have family who lives there."
    > >"Yes, I know, " said the man. "Your father died, and I'm your sister's
    > >attorney. She asked me to give you your $3, 000 inheritance. "
    > > Moral: Some things in life are certain:
    > >Death; - Taxes; and - Being screwed by an attorney.
     
  2. k5ntexas

    k5ntexas 1/2 ton status

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    lmao /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif good one. later.

    jacob
     

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