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Insight to drunk girls

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by justhorsinaround, Jun 28, 2006.

  1. justhorsinaround

    justhorsinaround 3/4 ton status

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    > Posted for Jenn.
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    > WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
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    > 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
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    > 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR
    > BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND?
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    > 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND
    > HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT, TOO.
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    > 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A
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    > HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
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    > 5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE, THAT WE LOVE THEM
    > SOOOOO MUCH.
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    > 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
    > PLAY S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
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    > 7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
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    > 8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
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    > 9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US
    > JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
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    > 10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE
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    > KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)
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    > 11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
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    > 12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT
    > WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
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    >13. After they have taken their shoes off, and one of them eventually steps in some dog poo, and screms "EWWWW!" "WHAT IS THAT SMOOSHY STUFF BETWEEN MY TOES!?!"


     
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  2. Drey

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    Its like a complete explanation of st pattys day this year:haha:
     
  3. 4xcrazy

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    I thought this was an everyday, normal occurance with them,,:dunno:

    no alcohol needed :p:
     
  4. txfiremank5

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    I know that chick ...
     
  5. 1-ton

    1-ton 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    Try being around a dozen or so girls like that at one time. They forgot about the one where you have to hold their hair out of their face while throwing up. Or about how after they have taken their shoes off, and one of them eventually steps in some dog poo, and screams "EWWWW!" "WHAT IS THAT SMOOSHY STUFF BETWEEN MY TOES"? :D
     
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  6. justhorsinaround

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    So added.:laugh:
     

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