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Instruction: How to have kids.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Goober, May 17, 2004.

  1. Goober

    Goober 1/2 ton status

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    For those of you wanting to have kids someday, READ THIS.


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    landsmasher 1/2 ton status

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    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif They have obviously never been on line in an American library... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    being given sex therapy lessons

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    So that's what they're calling it these days..."lessons"....I need to teach some "lessons".... /forums/images/graemlins/pimp1.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    WHa do thay shopw at sex threapy lessons porn> They are German just send them down to the corner store for some /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  5. evilk5

    evilk5 Registered Member

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    Ha Ha I thought it was a joke about same sex couples, but the true story is even funnier /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    i wonder what they were trying to do to have kids /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
    just look at each other? /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    They were so religious they knew nothing of sex but they went to a doctor rather than a church leader about this? Unless they just told the church leader they've been trying and nothing /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    It's what happens when people take scripture too literally...

    "he lay down with her, and she conceived and bore him a son."
     
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    "he lay down with her, and she conceived and bore him a son."

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    yea totally, what fun is that? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

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    hey its a white lie there folks, doesn't say he doesn't ride her ass like there is no tomorrow all night long, it just says she got knocked up /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
     
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    Now they are watching all the free scheisser vids that they can handle. /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
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    Now they are watching all the free scheisser vids that they can handle. /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif

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    gross
     
  14. jekbrown

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    stupid krauts! this is why my family left the fatherland!! haha!

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