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Insults and comebacks.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by kyser_soze, Jan 25, 2006.

  1. kyser_soze

    kyser_soze 1/2 ton status

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    So there I was at work minding my own business when this jack(ass-hat) comes up to me and tries to insult me.

    I have worked for this company for 5 years and have 20 years of construction experience. I was recently promoted to foreman status for the company and wear a different colored hardhat (which is blue) then anyone else there to acknoledge that I am a member of management and were refered to as blue hats.

    Whell anyhoo, this jack(ass-hat) comes up to me and says:

    What do 50 lesbians and 50 bluehats have in common?

    What?

    100 people that don't do d*ck.

    My comback was:

    That must mean that you do do d*ck.

    He looked confused for a couple of seconds.:D
     
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    Good insult, but Great comback:D
     
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    Well done, I hate jack ass's. I expect that sort of thing from my friends and close co- workers but not just some nob I dont really know.
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: That's great! I guess he just walked away then?
     
  6. kyser_soze

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    Well one of the best things about it,he was trying to impress his buddies, about 5 of them, they all busted-up laughing.:haha:
     
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    Owned....
     
  8. Cricket

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    Owned and Bitch Slapped.
     
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    It's amazing people think that once you become promoted to managment that you didn't come from the ditches like everyone else even though you were one of them not too long ago. :confused:

    Nice comeback. Nothing better than to put someone in their place when they are trying to make you look bad.:D
     

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