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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyfumes, Sep 26, 2006.

  1. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    How many stoopid chemicals does your wife use???
    I refer to mine as the chemical queen.
    She has 10 bottles of whatever in the shower alone
    I have 2, soap and shampoo
    She has over 25 on the bathroom counter, I have no idea what they are??
    I have 1, hand soap
    She has 3 on her nightstand, I don't know.
    I have 1, it's for her????
    A total of 14 under the kitchen sink.
    3 of those are hand soap, 409 and dish soap, I have no idea what the rest are for...
    There are 35 chemicals in the laundry room and I only know what 6 of them are for..
    She has a different smelling lotion in every drawer in the house...
    I can't fricken believe this sh!t, My wife is a chemical whore....
    Now I dare you bastidges to go make a count of yer own...:doah:
     
  2. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    I don't dare go count, but then again i have easily double the chemicals around here. Fast Orange hand cleaner, paint stripper, stains, rattle cans of degreaser, penetrating oil, adhesive, paint thinner(s), grease, 5 or 6 different kinds of oil (sadly no beaver oil though) Loc-tite, silicone in about 7 different 'flavors'.

    Rene
     
  3. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    I busted myself too,the second I hit post....
     
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    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    It does make you think though. I never gave it much thought before this on how many different varieties of chemicals we have in and around the house. I'd bet there are over 50 varieties between myself, my wife and my kids.

    Another one that is a mind blower is the 30 or 40 bottles of pain killers, cold medicines, anti nausea crap, toothache junk, 'after-bite', bug spray, and prescriptions we have here. I think we have damn near every brand of headache stuff you can buy. My wife does get a lot of bad headaches though...

    Rene
     
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    you betta check yousef, girlfriend
     
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    If my shop ever lit on fire, people miles away would be poisoned by the fumes from all of the chemicals. If the house lit on fire, they would probably feel a bit bad, but they would smell good....
     
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    Its her house and my garage. We keep our chem lockers in the appropriate place. I can deal with that.
     
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    She's just trying to facilitate your drunken monkey spankin' so you'll leave her alone and stay on the couch (and so at least your hands and junk will smell better).:D
     
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    It is no different than a guy and his garage....
     
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    this is all true fumes, however

    a) I'd assume your wife does not smell neerly as bad as you do.

    b) your house probably smells infinatly better than your garage

    c) your clothes dont smell like shop rags (save the commonly used shirts for working on things).



    somethings are better left unquestioned.
     

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