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Is this the best crap you guy's can come up with for my B-day?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyfumes, Sep 8, 2005.

  1. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Come on now I need some controversy, make with the fueding...
     
  2. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    California Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :d
     
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    SO DO CHEVY'S.................. :crazy: :confused:
     
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    Now Now , lets not get too crazy in the birthday controversy thread ;)
     
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    I don't think anyone's going to argue about that. :D
     
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    I will, Dang it Bubba! You know better than to spell it with a 'C'. We all know it's spelled with a 'K'!
     
  7. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    It's been awhile, I'm rusty.............. :D
     
  8. chevyfumes

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    Ahhh much better thank you.... :haha:
     
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    Homosexuality is all about asthetics! Not morality! Jesus would have been ok with it!
     
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    He's sitting next to me and said he wouldn't be . Jesus also said stop singing those sappy , whiny , corny songs to him . He would prefer upbeat music please , preferably Hank Williams Sr/Jr. or Pantera .

    Oh and Jesus also said to stop asking him for stuff like winning the lottery . :D
     
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    Mohammad is sitting next to me and said Jesus is a fake....that oughta stir up some sh!t :yikes:
     
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    Jesus and Hitler are making out and hell and the devil is beating off to it with a pair of God's panties on his head, which have skidmarks, 'cause God don't wipe properly
     
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    Mohammad said as soon as Jesus relinquishes control of the infidels he'll get his $5
     
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    Jesus loves everyone, even creepy man sex people
     
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    :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
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    Close but not good enough...You didn't throw in enough politics in with the religion :haha:
     
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    If he says anything bad about Ronny Reagan, I'm making a roadtrip................ :D
     
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    George Bush is secretly fellating Kerry in a secret room in the oval office and taking all directives from him. Black people are the White's masters, women are superior to men in every way, forced manual castration for all men.

    Jesus is still making out with Hitler, but is really feeling his ass up. Jesus wants to pitch this time, because last nights fling with The Demon Beast Invasion of hell has left him hurting. Satan is doing some kind of self snowballing thing and God is peeping on school locker room showers. The male ones.
     
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    Ronald Reagan was a warmongering prune face who hand carved all his own prosthetics and wore a leather harness set under his suit. His mom is ugly, and he worships a heathen chocolate god int he form of a golden cow. :haha:
     
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    FUMESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    If that liberal worshipping, praying to Hillary hippy Corey was somewhere to be found, we'd be talking..................................

























































    :haha:
     

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