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Island of Hell?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by MTPockets, Jul 15, 2002.

  1. MTPockets

    MTPockets 1/2 ton status

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    Why Gilligans Island Was A Satanic Hell...

    Each of the seven characters on the island represents each of the seven deadly sins.

    The Professor = PRIDE (you know he thought he was better than the others)
    Mary Ann = ENVY (of Ginger, mainly)
    Ginger = LUST (obvious - look at her)
    Mr. Howell = GREED (obvious)
    Mrs. Howell = SLOTH (she never did anything)
    Skipper = GLUTTONY (obvious)
    Gilligan = ANGER ( ? )

    As you can see, Gilligan is a problem. Gilligan is not ANGER. And stupidity isn't a sin.
    All we have left is ANGER. Which we can easily pin on the Skipper.
    As proof, in every episode, The Skipper would flip out and hit Gilligan with his hat.
    That makes the SKIPPER = GLUTTONY and ANGER

    So here we have all of the Seven Deadly Sins on this Island.
    But what is Gilligan?

    There is really only one answer. Gilligan is the Devil.
    Gilligan = The DEVIL (ever notice that he always wears red?)

    And the ISLAND is HELL!! /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

    now i have to start watching re-runs...putting a whole new perspective on the show.
     
  2. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    Wow...someone needs less crack /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

    Rene
     
  3. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    I replyed to this post once saying the same thing and now it's gone. Maybe Gilligan is the devil... /forums/images/icons/blush.gif
     

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