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It Started

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by smokkey1, Jun 15, 2005.

  1. smokkey1

    smokkey1 1/2 ton status

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    A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair,
    turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before
    it
    starts"

    She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

    When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
    start."

    This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

    When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

    "That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here,

    flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me

    to run around like your slave.

    Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day
    long?"








    The husband sighed. .... "****, it's started!"
     
  2. MTMike

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    :haha: :rotfl:

    How true to life....
     
  3. chevyfumes

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    Nice.... :D
     

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