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It's a-comin'!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Sep 21, 2005.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger
    lounge in Abilene, Texas awaiting their flights. One is an American Indian passing through from Oklahoma City. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Fort Worth for the livestock show, and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student from the Middle East.
    >
    Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two
    Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the
    conversation falls into an uneasy lull.
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    The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine
    table, and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The
    wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is
    flapping; but still no plane comes.
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    Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks,
    "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."
    >
    The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my
    people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose
    that is?"
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    The Texas cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and
    from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a drawl, "That's 'cause
    we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's
    a-comin'."
     
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    thats a good one:haha:
     
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    :haha: :bow: :haha: :bow: :haha: :bow: :haha: :bow: :haha: :bow:
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    I hate Texas... :haha:
     
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    Thats awesome:bow:
     
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    Me, too. :doah:
     
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    i have heard the same thing but about a different race....
     
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    that's hilarious!

    j
     
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    :doah: :haha: :doah: :haha:
     
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    i was wondering if anyone was gonna catch that. :smirk:

    j
     
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    abilene!
     
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