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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by surpip, Dec 13, 2006.

  1. surpip

    surpip 1 ton status

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    Someone at work just punched their ticket to their own little personal hell.

    So I walk into the shop after installing an antenna a less mechanically inclined (read: stupid) person in my shop couldn’t install.

    This fat **** is sitting in MY chair eating a piece of MY pizza that I bought for me and some of the guys on MY shift. :mad:

    Now I am usually a peaceable person, and I talk ****, but I don’t go overboard until something really pisses me off.

    So I ask" what the **** are you thinking eating my pizza? You just think you are so fat, all the food in eh world is for you fat ****ing face to consume?"

    He looks at me and says "im sorry ill pay you back"

    So I say, "Ok 5 bucks that will teach your stupid ass to eat other people's ****" he says ok, and goes to the ATM.... or so I thought.

    He comes back to the shop, and this silly **** throws a dollar on the floor, and runs away.
    So I go out and he is already in the parking lot, I say "are you really sure you want it to be this way" he said yes, and slammed his door shut.


    So now the weeks of doing bad **** to him and his car will commence, and will not stop till I make him cry like a little girl, or I just get tired
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    axel greas (used) on his wind heald whipers!!!!!
     
  3. surpip

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    yes, and stealing all 4 of his valve cores, hiding his coil wire, and many other fun pranks will ensue, like fish oil in his locker at work.
     
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    uhm.....super glue in his door locks
     
  5. beater_k20

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    that's vandalism. FWIW, if you take a part off of his car, make sure to leave it with the car. doesnt have to be in the correct place on the car, just with the car. otherwise, its considered theft. :deal:

    my personal favorite is good heavy zip ties on the driveshaft if its RWD. make sure to snip the ends so that they dont make any noise due to hitting the body. he wont have a clue whats going on.
     
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    so they DON'T hit the body?
     
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    Throws it out of balance that way without being obvious.
     
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    but leaving them uncut will also make a very annoying racket, but is usually found much quicker.
     
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    yes. if they hit the body, or the frame, or whatever, it WILL make a noise. if you snip the ends, it wont hit anything, thus wont make any noise.
     
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Let things cool down for a week or so then start in with small stuff like misplacing his things so he doesn't suspect it's you but instead starts to think he's losing his mind...
     
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    cut pieces of a paperclip off about 3/4" long and stick them inside his door locks.... his key wont go in and the paperclip will never comeout.
     
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Ahhh screw it Dale, just beat him to death with the biggest wrench he has in his box, toss him in the trunk of his rig , set it on fire and push it off a cliff...:p:
     
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    X2..and make him drink your piss before you beat his face in!
     
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    My neighbor, back when he was in body shop school, was having a war with another classmate and they would do different crap to each other every day.
    My neighbor told me he put a hose into the other dudes tool box and fill it up with water.
    The next day, the dude took a piss in my neighbors tool box. :haha: :haha: :haha:
    They called a truce after that. :doah:
     
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    Get some of the stick on (tape) wheel weights and stick on the inside of his rims and if its rear drive all over the drive shaft.
     
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    I wouldn't blame him... Dale drink 3 rockstars before you do it :wink1:
     
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    If his rig has an actual coil wire...........................

    Get a piece of vacuum hose and put coil wire ends on it.:haha:
     
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    loosen his lug nuts
     
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    all very good ideas
    the valve stems will come out right before i leave on vacation
     
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    if he has a desk also you can mess with him good at work. i used to do this as a prank to some of my buddies. if he has a wooden desk, nail all of his drawers shut and if he has a metal desk, use some sheet metal screws and then round of the heads or weld the drawers shut. that'll be fun to watch
     

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