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It's bad when you folks start surfing

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Grim-Reaper, Apr 4, 2002.

  1. Grim-Reaper

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    It\'s bad when you folks start surfing

    Well My mom in her retirement (from IBM no less) has started surfing a little more. SO she's doing the swap joke stuff and pounding my e-mail with forwarding stuff. Most of it I had read years ago LOL. She sent me this one last night that I had not had sent to me before and found pretty funny.
    Subject: Mildred
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    > Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent
    > over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided she would just
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    > kill herself and join him in death.
    >
    > Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took
    > out
    > Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the
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    > heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to
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    > miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone,
    > she
    > called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the
    > heart
    > would be.
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    > "On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your
    > left
    > breast."
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    > Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
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    > wound to her left knee.
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  2. solowookie

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    Re: It\'s bad when you folks start surfing

    ROTFLMAO!!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
  3. thatK30guy

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    Re: It\'s bad when you folks start surfing

    /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif ROTFLMFAO!!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

    I'm in the library at work reading this and I busted up laughing!! The librarian came over to see what the comotion was and I told her to read this. Oh man! She busted out laughing, too!! Dang near disrupted the whole library!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    Re: It\'s bad when you folks start surfing

    /forums/images/icons/smile.gif That's purty funny /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif
     
  5. landsmasher

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    Re: It\'s bad when you folks start surfing

    Being a part time webmaster, I have instructed all my friends not to email me jokes because of the fact that I have so much email coming in and don't want to have to fish through jokes I have already seen a hundred times. But this one is new to me! ROFLMAO! Thanks for sharing...
     
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    Re: It\'s bad when you folks start surfing

    How could it be New to you guys? Ive seen that one years ago
     
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    Re: It\'s bad when you folks start surfing

    ive seen so many i wouldnt be able to figure out whats new and whats old.
     
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    Re: It\'s bad when you folks start surfing

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for sharing that Grim. That was a good one /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     

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