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It's colder than..........

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyracing, Nov 1, 2002.

  1. chevyracing

    chevyracing 1/2 ton status

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    It\'s colder than..........

    (insert funny line here)

    John
     
  2. Rob 85K5

    Rob 85K5 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Re: It\'s colder than..........

    a witch's titty in a brass bra!
     
  3. Blaze

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    Re: It\'s colder than..........

    a Nicaraguan whore in summer. Oh wait, that's "it's hotter then". Hmmmmm, no good ones here.
     
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    Re: It\'s colder than..........

    an eskiho's nipple standin on the street corner in eskiho's clothes.

    jacob
     
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    Re: It\'s colder than..........

    a well diggers a$$ in January


    and then ther is

    Im buisyer than










    a one legged cat trying to burry turds on a frozen pond
     
  6. Goober

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    Re: It\'s colder than..........

    ... a witch's teat in a brass bra on the North side of a glacier in the middle of a blizzard in January in northern Minnesota. (that's cold!)

    ... the butt of the last man on a short toboggan.

    ... a bucket of penguin poop.

    ... a puddle of piss in December.

    ... the toilet seat in the outhouse in January.

    ... a freon enema.

    ... a polar bear's toenail.

    ... Jack Frost's butt.

    ... the hinges of hell a thousand years before the first fire was lighted.

    ... a landlord's heart.

    and the one that never makes sence:

    It's colder than hell.



    Have a warm day!
     
  7. chevyracing

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    Re: It\'s colder than..........

    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    ... a freon enema.

    [/ QUOTE ] /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    LMFAO!!!!!!!! That would be a bit chilly..

    John
     
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    Re: It\'s colder than..........

    /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif The one I'm thinking of for the "hot day" is "its hotter than a whore on nickel night!" /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Re: It\'s colder than..........

    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    and the one that never makes sence:

    It's colder than hell.


    [/ QUOTE ]

    Actually, it does. Most of our languages are derived in some form or another from Latin. Way back when (when Latin was the primary language of the world) the word that now means hell was Gehenna. That was a place where commoners, poor people, prisoners, etc. where burned and then their bones where buried in some cold dark cave or pit or something. So telling someone to go to hell (gehenna), or that it was colder than hell was referring to the cold, dark, nasty place where your bones were rotting away. Don't ask me why I shared this, I just did.... /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     
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  11. chevyfumes

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    If cold were low, than it would be colder than a snake belly in a wagon rut.... /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     
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    You can always tell the people from Michigan, always whipping out pictures of hell froze over just to prove a point. sheesh /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  13. Goober

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    Hey Shane74, that's pretty cool.

    I guess I learned something tonight!

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    It's colder than my hands were after losing the second pair of gloves and hooking the chains to my buddies wifes CJ-7 at 4:30 am while he tried to fix his 84 Dodge's steering whilst out at the annual Halloween bash after 24 beers and no food and it was so slick you couldn't walk upright thang!! SO THERE!!
     
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    my moms MEATLOAF (even the dog wouldn't eat that crap??????????? /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
     

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