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It's great to be a man...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by FL84K5, Oct 15, 2002.

  1. FL84K5

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    It\'s great to be a man...

    Your last name stays put.
    The garage is all yours.
    Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    Chocolate is just another snack.
    You can be president.
    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
    Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    The world is your urinal.
    You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
    Same work, more pay.
    Wrinkles add character.
    Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
    People never stare at your chest when talking to you.
    The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    One mood, ALL the damn time.
    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    You can open all your own jars.
    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
    If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
    Everything on your face stays its original color.
    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    You almost never have strap problems in public.
    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
    You don't have to shave below your neck.
    Your belly usually hides your big hips.
    One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
    You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes
     
  2. BigMac

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    Re: It\'s great to be a man...

    somebody needs to tell my wife about rule #2
     
  3. jackedjimmy350

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    Re: It\'s great to be a man...

    funny! and so true! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  4. ChevyHuny

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    Re: It\'s great to be a man...

    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    The garage is all yours.


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    Not always guys /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  5. UseYourBlinker

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    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes

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    Yep..been there. Go to Target or Walmart. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  6. 87Blazerlady

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    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.


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    Heck, I don't have a problem with that. Just on which is which. (This is the nut, or is it the bolt?) Don't know why I have to stop and think first. Every time, too!!! /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif


    ~~Judy~~
     
  7. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Re: It\'s great to be a man...

    And we don't have to buy 14 different kinds of feminine hygeine products.....
     
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    Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey.
     
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    It's great to be a man...

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    Tell it like it is, brother'.
     

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