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Its like being in prison working here!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Mar 1, 2005.

  1. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    ITS LIKE BEING IN PRISON WORKING HERE!

    Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer.


    IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.

    AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

    IN PRISON... you get time off for good behaviour.

    AT WORK... you get more work for good behaviour.

    IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.

    AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

    IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.

    AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

    IN PRISON... they allow your family and friends to visit.

    AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family.

    IN PRISON... the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.

    AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

    IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

    AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

    IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.

    AT WORK... they are called managers

    Have a Great Day at WORK !!
     
  2. boggerless

    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Very True!!!!!!!:d :d :d
     
  3. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    I love my job! My bathroom rocks! Free food all day! Happy manager!
     
  4. darkshadow

    darkshadow 1 ton status

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    i could not have your job no one would get there food. :P
     

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