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"It's okay boys. He's one of us!"

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Apr 23, 2006.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.
    All the Rednecks sitting around the bar look up, expecting to
    see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
    The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
    The guy says, "No, I'm from Kentucky."
    The bartender says, "What do you do in Kentucky?"
    The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
    The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a
    taxidermist?
    Do you drive a taxi?"
    "No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
    The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us!"
     
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    thats funny :)
     
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    ive heard that one before but its still funny:D
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    That is FU'd. I feel bad now, and I aint from AR
     
  6. big dan

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    why does everyone always have to make fun of Arkansas? there are plenty of other states out there that could be made fun of. come on guys why do have to make me feel bad about this great state that I live in?:mad:





















    j/k. funny joke though.:haha::haha::haha:
     
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    Good one.:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    :haha: thanks. that makes me feel a little better.
     
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    Bill and Hitlery Clinton.
     
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    good point
     
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    Hitlery his not a animal she's a beast OK ! Monica was & still is an animal ( hippo ) :haha: . Bill said he did not mount her but she did nuzzle her nose on his teabag:haha: .
     
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