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It's our turn boys! (woman's humor)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by NoAngel, Feb 8, 2002.

  1. NoAngel

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    It\'s our turn boys! (woman\'s humor)

    1) My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you
    happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it
    all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.

    2) It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the
    shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the
    lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

    3)Q: What must a woman do when a man is running around in circles?
    A: Reload and continue shooting.

    4) Q: Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease?
    A: Because it only attacks the brain

    5) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
    The woman says, "I'll miss you."




    <font color=purple>Michelle~</font color=purple>

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    Re: It\'s our turn boys! (woman\'s humor)

    #2 LOL [​IMG]



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  3. NoAngel

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    Re: It\'s our turn boys! (woman\'s humor)

    Yeah, I liked that one too!
    On a side note, is your pic from HR Puffin Stuf?

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    Re: It\'s our turn boys! (woman\'s humor)

    &lt;weeps quietly&gt;

    -Rich

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    Re: It\'s our turn boys! (woman\'s humor)

    o.k where is it from? Come on tell me, it's driving me crazy! And I know when you do you'll be getting a big fat DOH!! from me!

    <font color=purple>Michelle~</font color=purple>

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    Re: It\'s our turn boys! (woman\'s humor)

    It's the book of the dead,from the Evil Dead trilogy. Also seen in Army of Darkness..One of my fav. movies



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    Re: It\'s our turn boys! (woman\'s humor)

    AHA! I've seen all of those, DOH!!!!!!!!!Cool! I like it!

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    Re: It\'s our turn boys! (woman\'s humor)

    Thanks... I'm a big fan of Bruce Campbell



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    Re: It\'s our turn boys! (woman\'s humor)

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good ones Michelle

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    Re: It\'s our turn boys! (woman\'s humor)

    gimme some sugar, Baby...

    -matt
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    Re: It\'s our turn boys! (woman\'s humor)

    <font color=purple> #2 is a good one !

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