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It's so hard to find a good woman.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Jul 12, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    It\'s so hard to find a good woman.

    It's so hard to find a good woman.
    After the honeymoon. A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back,
    the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother, "How was
    the honeymoon?"
    "Oh, Mama," she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic." But,
    suddenly she burst out crying. "Oh, Mama, as soon as we returned Sam started
    using the most horrible language--things I'd never heard before! He used
    all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me
    home...PLEASE MAMA, PLEASE!"
    "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so
    awful. WHAT 4-letter words?"
    "Please don't make me tell you, Mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so
    embarrassed! They're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!"
    "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother
    these horrible 4-letter words!"
    Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama, ...words like 'dust,' 'wash,'
    'iron,' 'cook' ..."
    "I'll pick you up in ten minutes, dear," said the mother.
     
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    Re: It\'s so hard to find a good woman.

    ROTFLMAO!! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    Re: It\'s so hard to find a good woman.

    hahahahah nice
     
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    Re: It\'s so hard to find a good woman.

    I fail to see the humor in this /forums/images/icons/confused.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

    What a horrible, HORRIBLE hubby!! /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    Re: It\'s so hard to find a good woman.

    Well, even my wife will admit that when we got married she could ruin water.... Yes, I was the typical male. I married her for her long blonde hair, blue eyes, and big ta ta's! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    Re: It\'s so hard to find a good woman.

    thats just awesome....end of story
     
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    Re: It\'s so hard to find a good woman.

    You men would find NO humor in this joke if it was you that had to do all those 4 letter words!!!!
     
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    Re: It\'s so hard to find a good woman.

    hey i do do all those 4 letter words i am a work at home dad so i do all those 4 letter words /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif lol
     
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    Re: It\'s so hard to find a good woman.

    I know...I was just razzling you guys!! I reread my post and realized I fprgot my smiley. SORRY!!!!! Can I ever be forgiven.
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Re: It\'s so hard to find a good woman.

    well im not sure /forums/images/icons/wink.gif ya ill let it slide this time /forums/images/icons/wink.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    Re: It\'s so hard to find a good woman.

    My causin got married not to long ago i think I'll send it to her..... She'll get a kick out of it. at least he didn't ask her do the windows....LOL
     
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    Re: It\'s so hard to find a good woman.

    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    at least he didn't ask her do the windows....LOL


    [/ QUOTE ]the only reason he didnt is because that is not a 4 letter word /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     

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