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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Capman2k, Nov 24, 2006.

  1. Capman2k

    Capman2k 3/4 ton status

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    To stock up on the Airborne to wash down my vitamins with as I eat fruit and vegetables with every meal... My goal: Go a winter season without calling in sick to work... It's my goal every year and I have yet to reach it because SOMEONE just HAS to come to work with a cold and breathe all over me and touch my stuff and stick their tongue in my water when I'm not looking, or however the hell I keep getting everything that someone brings to work about 10X worse than anyone else despite my efforts at not being stricken ill...

    Tonight my coworker came to work with a cold or something :mad:... She said "Oh Carl, you won't get sick." Like saying I won't get sick suddenly scares viruses away in order to keep Carl safe from death... Whatever. I made that woman wipe down everything she touched with Clorox wipes before I'd touch it, washed my hands about 50 times... But of course it was the first day in a while that I didn't load up on vitamin C among others. I've learned there's a unique feel and smell associated with colds. So I try not to breathe as much as possible, but it just has to be done...

    I went to Wal Mart just now, where I saw a little girl lying on the floor... Just lying there... Weird... Anyway, I bought my favorite, Airborne... Hopefully it's not too late.
     
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    Too late..
     
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    yeah you're a freak :haha:
     
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    yeah, try orange juice... not from concentrate... that and a protein shake, you'll be fine
     
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    Have you started plans for your "Spruce Goose" yet?
     
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    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
     
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    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

    I think that is good. What's the translation? Yes, I'm a noob.
     
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    Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off
     
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    You want to know the single biggest defense against cuddies?
    WASH YOUR HANDS!!
    50% REDUCTION IN CONTAMINATION BY DOING SO.
    And the 2 most likely entries for them?
    EYES AND MOUTH!!
    So don't go rubbing your eyes or sticking your fingers in your mouth until you wash them!!
     
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    in otherwords cappy, no eating your eye boogies or regular boogies after wiping without tp,mmkay?
     
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    people that come to work sick need to be beat.i hate ones that show up like they are sooo dedicated that they put the company before their health. PSST if i had an in grown hair on my ass thats a good enough reason to call off in my book.
     
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    I friggin got the story again yesterday... I called my lady friend and told her I was leaving work early because it was boring and I wanted to do something worth wasting my life, and she was all "CARL! We totally should hang out! I was sick all week, but I'm not contagious! It's okay if we hang out!"

    Oh yeah, by now I have a reputation as a "germ-o-phobe"..... Like there's something wrong with taking precautions to avoid illness when you know you easily catch things...

    Anyway... I said you probably are contagious, but I really want to do something... So we hung out... Today she called me to say that she was really sick today and hoped that I didn't get it, but she's still confident that she's not contagious... Tell that to my sore neck and funny "I'm gonna get a cold in the next couple days if I don't overdose on Vitamin C" feeling...

    Women :rolleyes:
     

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