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It's tough being a man

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Jul 10, 2003.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    It\'s tough being a man

    If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her
    > > from the rat race, you''re a male chauvinist.
    > > If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
    > >
    > > If you work too hard, there's never any time for her.
    > > If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
    > >
    > > If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is
    exploitation.
    > > If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you
    > > should get off your ass and find something better.
    > >
    > > If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
    > > If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
    > >
    > > If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
    > > If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
    > >
    > > If you cry, you're a wimp.
    > > If you don't, you're insensitive.
    > >
    > > If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
    > > If she thumps you, it's self-defense.
    > >
    > > If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
    > > If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's liberated.
    > >
    > > If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's
    domination.
    > > If she asks you, it's a favor.
    > >
    > > If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a
    pervert.
    > > If you don't, you're gay.
    > >
    > > If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're
    sexist.
    > > If you don't, you're unromantic.
    > >
    > > If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
    > > If you don't, you're a slob.
    > >
    > > If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
    > > If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
    > >
    > > If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself.
    > > If you don't, you're not ambitious.
    > >
    > > If she has a headache, she's tired.
    > > If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
    > >
    > > If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
    > > If you don't, there must be someone else.
    > >
    > > NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN; THEY WANT TO!
     
  2. SkulzNBonz

    SkulzNBonz 1/2 ton status

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    Re: It\'s tough being a man

    True story

    John
     
  3. Muddytazz

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    Re: It\'s tough being a man

    very true
     
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