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I've Got An Idea For A Funny Comic

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Dec 12, 2005.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    The Adventures Of Jesus And RJ
     
  2. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Episode one:

    Soup for the Soul
     
  3. Resurrection_Joe

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    He does make a mean soup
     
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    Bloodhound Gang: Hell Yeah

    Alright now boys and girls we’ve got another story for you now!
    We want to introduce to you another friend of the bible!

    Hell yeah (x4)

    If I were God there would be no explicit sex on t.v.
    Like little opie eating pie when he made it with aunt bea

    If I were God thou shall not worship false billy idols
    And thou shall add the book of flavor flav to the bible
    Thou shall make fun of hindus, thou shall not make a speed 2
    If I were God that’s what I’d do, heavens no

    Hell yeah (x4)

    If I were God I’d get a bunch of slaves to do everything
    Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

    If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with flip-flops
    Thou shall sit, and thou shall spin, thou shall even wife swap
    Thou shall resist the olsen twins, thou shall not cut footloose
    If I were God that’s what I’d do, heavens no

    Hell yeah (x4)

    And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
    I’ll tell them I found jesus that should throw them off
    He goes by the name jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
    Oh jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
    To pry these God damn nails out they’re beginning to hurt
    Crucified and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
    I can’t believe it’s not butter! I’ll sing as I’m flogged
    Yeah that’s what I would do if I were god
    So vote for me for savior and you’ll go to heaven
    Your lame duck lord is like kevin spacey in seven
    With creepy threats of h-e-double-hockey-stick
    You just can’t teach an old God new tricks
    But would I be a good messiah with my low self-esteem?
    If I don’t believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
    Just sport some crummy holier than thou facade
    Yeah that’s what I would do if I were god
     
  5. pauly383

    pauly383 Daddy383 Staff Member Moderator

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    I love it when people say stuff I remember . My mom is the only one I ever hear say that :D
     
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    Bloodhound Gang babay! Too bad they kinda suck, they have a couple good songs :P
     

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