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Jeeps are the best!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ChevyHuny, Jul 31, 2003.

  1. ChevyHuny

    ChevyHuny 1/2 ton status

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    I am looking for anti jeep related things. Like gifs, pictures etc.... A friend bought one of those jeep liberties and thinks he is a 4x4 king now. So I would like to tease him a bit ( <font color="red">no offense to jeep owners its all in fun </font> ). If anyone has anything to add, it would be fun to see what people come up with.

    I liked the "Its a jeep thing" with the upside down jeep. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
     
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    I don't have any gifs, but I have a funny story. A friend of mine (sorta) has a Liberty. One he was traveling down the highway approching a railroad crossing. Apparently the vehicle in front of him locked up the brakes because the lights started flashing. He wasn't able to stop in time so he turned the wheel and hit the brakes. He ended up clipping the rear of the car and skidding onto the tracks. Well, the train was coming, so he hit the "push-button 4wd" and tried to get off the tracks. He proceeded to just spin one front and one rear tire of his "4X4" Liberty. The oncoming train saw the melee and was able to stop. After continuous effort he was not able to drive across the tracks. He had to drive down them back to the road crossing where there was enough ramp to get over the tracks. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif You're right, I don't understand the JEEP thing. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif Those are great Chevit. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

    Funny story Ben. I will have to pass that along. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    Doh! Don't have anything for ya. Just thought you might like my sig.
     
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    I can't remember who posted it, but awhile back someone put up a GIF. with a fullsize truck running over a Jeep. Pretty cool, wish I had copied it.
     
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    If Computers Were Jeeps


    DOS Jeep


    Requires you to install your own panel indications, and that you read the
    directions carefully before opening the door. Originally only came with an 8
    gallon gas tank, but now comes with a 16 gallon tank. The tank can be divided
    into eight compartments of 2 gallons each, which have to be accessed
    separately. Soon to be discontinued, although a lot of people are going to keep
    driving it after it's no longer available.


    Macintosh Jeep


    At first came only with a 16 gallon tank, but now comes with a 32 gallon tank.
    Considered by many to be a "Real Jeep". All the Jeeps look identical. When you
    open the door, it starts itself. Owners manuals are not available. If you call
    to ask about the maintenance, you are told that "you don't need to know."




    Windows 3.1 Jeep


    The world's most popular Jeep. Comes with a 16 gallon tank and looks a lot like
    Mac Jeeps. Requires that you previously owned a DOS Jeep. Claims that it allows
    you to run several accessories previously available on DOS Jeeps
    simultaneously, but in reality you can only run a few of them, very slowly,
    especially slowly if you are running the Windows Jeep accessory at the same
    time. Sometimes, for no apparent reason, a Windows Jeep will die, requiring
    that all passengers exit and reenter the Jeep.




    OS/2 Jeep


    Comes with a 32 gallon tank. Does allow you to run several DOS Jeep accessories
    simultaneously. Allows you to run Windows 3.1 Jeep accessories simultaneously
    too, but somewhat slower. Advertises that the Jeep won't die when you drive
    them, even if you off road in them. You never see anyone driving OS/2 Jeeps,
    but the manufacturer claims that 9 million Jeeps have been sold.


    Windows 95 Jeep


    Only just out, the Windows 95 Jeep looks a lot like the Mac Jeep but runs more
    like the Windows 3.1 Jeep. It comes with a 32 gallon tank, but when you put gas
    in them, only 16 gallons will fit. Most people will probably keep driving
    Windows 3.1 Jeeps until their friends try Windows 95 Jeeps and say they like
    it. The owners manual, when you look at the small print, has some of the same
    accessories that come in a DOS Jeep, even though the manufacturer claims that
    this is an entirely new model.


    Windows NT Jeep


    Comes with a 32 gallon tank, but you can only buy gas for it by the truckload.
    This causes most people to have to go out and buy the gas in groups. The Jeep
    looks just like Windows 3.1 Jeep, but the company promises to change the Jeep
    to look just like Windows 95 Jeep. Touted as an "industrial strength" Jeep, and
    suggested only for use as fleet vehicles.


    UNIX Jeep


    This very heavy Jeep comes with 32 gallon tanks, and has been around for years.
    Rumour has it that it was originally built as a hoax by a couple of bored
    workers, only for them to find that some people actually liked the Jeep. It
    tends to be driven only by freaks or eccentric academics, often with beards;
    and drivers of it do not like drivers of any other Jeep. In its basic form it
    is extremely difficult to drive and understand the panel indications, but with
    the addition of the X-Panel modification, it can be operated on a par with the
    others. Many other varieties exist, with a huge range of extras and (often
    unpronounceable) accessories.
     
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    &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;
    and
    "i understand the jeep thing, thats why i dont drive one"
     
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    Sung to the tune of "over hill over dale"

    Jeep's full of peep's hittin the the trail like a bunch of geek's
    And the public line's up to buy them like sheep




    or in the original Mash Movie as the supposed mechanic was sitting on the bumper saying over and over....


    Gawd damn Army Jeep's
     
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