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Jesse Jackson

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Nov 9, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he
    noticed a
    white band from just above his eyes to the top of his head.
    > >
    > >Fearing he was turning white and might have to actually start
    working for
    a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem.
    > >
    > >The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an
    examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to
    Jesse
    and told him to drink it all.
    > >
    > >Jesse did and said, "That tasted like [censored] doc".
    > >
    > >The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low!"
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gifWow, I would have guessed that jesse was OVERFILLED at least a quart!
     
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    HHAAAHAAAAAHHAAAHAAAA!!!!!!!!! OMG! hat is hillarious.
     
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    I belive it !!!!! Sounds like a true story to me. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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