Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he noticed a white band from just above his eyes to the top of his head. > > > >Fearing he was turning white and might have to actually start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem. > > > >The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Jesse and told him to drink it all. > > > >Jesse did and said, "That tasted like [censored] doc". > > > >The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low!"