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JOHN KERRY'S JOB APPLICATION

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by bigyellowjimmy, Oct 8, 2004.

  1. bigyellowjimmy

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    JOHN KERRY\'S JOB APPLICATION

    NAME: John Kerry

    RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including one in Washington DC, worth multi-millions. I served in Vietnam (four months).

    EXPERIENCE:
    Law Enforcement. In my career as a U.S. Senator, I've voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA, and Defense bill. I ordered the city of Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire. I served in Vietnam (four months).

    MILITARY:
    I served in Vietnam (four months). I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam (as documented by the attending doctor). I served in Vietnam (four months). I then returned to the U.S., joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I served in Vietnam (four months). I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My book " Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier", shows how I truly feel about the military. I served in Vietnam (four months).

    COLLEGE:
    I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A

    PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
    After College and Vietnam, I ran for the U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real world experience except marrying very rich women and running their companies vicariously through them. I served in Vietnam (four months).

    ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
    As a U.S. Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against their budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected. I served in Vietnam (four months).

    My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will never catch up. I make little or no charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in Massachusetts, despite family wealth in excess of $ 700 million. I served in Vietnam (four months).

    I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper cost of labor in those Countries, although I blame George Bush for sending all of the other jobs out of Country. I served in Vietnam (four months).

    Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts. I served in Vietnam (four months).

    RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
    None. However, I served in Vietnam (four months).

    PERSONAL I practice my Catholic faith whenever cameras are present. I ride a Serotta Bike. I love to ski/snowboard. I call my Gulfstream V Jet the "Flying Squirrel". I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche".

    I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real culture.

    I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large, polluting, inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for our energy problems. I served in Vietnam (four months).

    PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
     
  2. backcountry

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    How about the George Bush Resume??

    George W. Bush

    Past work experience:

    Ran for congress and lost.

    Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.

    Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

    Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.

    With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.

    Accomplishments: Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history.

    Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my fathers appointments to the Supreme Court.

    Accomplishments as president:

    Attacked and took over two countries.

    Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.

    Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.

    Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.

    Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

    First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

    First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

    First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.

    After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in US history.

    Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other president in US history.

    In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.

    Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in US history.

    Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period.

    Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.

    Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.

    Signed more laws and executive orders circumventing the Constitution than any president in US history.

    Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.

    Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.

    Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.

    Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. (http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/)

    Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.

    My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any in US history.

    Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleezza Rice has an Chevron oil tanker named after her).

    Had more states to simultaneously go bankrupt than any president in the history of the United States.

    Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.

    Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.

    Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US history.

    First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission.

    First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board.

    Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.

    Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

    Withdrew from the World Court of Law.

    Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

    First president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).

    All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.

    My biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

    Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.

    First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.

    First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)

    First US president to establish a secret shadow government.

    Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).

    With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.

    Fist US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

    First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.

    Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

    Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.

    Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.

    Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.

    In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.

    Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.

    In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war.

    Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

    Records and References:

    At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).

    AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military during a time of war.

    Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.

    All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.

    All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.

    All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.

    Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public review.

    For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker (They can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for war-profiteering.)

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    Re: JOHN KERRY\'S JOB APPLICATION

    Anytime you can get rid of UN involvement, it a good think for this country !!! So what GW had a drunk driving back in the day, that's nothing to the Clintons with white water. Are you saying excuting fedreal prisoners sentenced to death is wrong ??? I'm all for giving ex-felons a job. They've paid thier debt, let them move on with thier lives. I'm a ex-felon, should I never be givin a chance again ??
     
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    I have said this to you before! I feel you should be able to vote. I also feel you and others should get a chance!

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    Re: JOHN KERRY\'S JOB APPLICATION

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    Ran for congress and lost.

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    wow, a politician who lost an election... human scum to be sure. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

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    Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.

    Bought an oil company

    Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team


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    so in other words, he has actually had a job outside of the government, unlike Kerry. Even if its working at Hot Dog on a Stick, IMO its imperitive that a president had some sort of private sector job. Clinton, Kerry, Kennedy etc are life-long governmental leeches. They never had a real job of any kind. Anyone who has worked in government knows just how fawked up and completely disconnected from the "real world" it is. If all you have done is suck on the governments tit and married rich women for their money, you ain't qualified. IMO a "failed" business person is much more likely to know how fawked up the tax/regulation system is these days than some guy who has never had any real job.

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    With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.

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    Adams got to the whitehouse with his dads name too... so fawkin what.

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    Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government

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    I can't think of a better scenario... a government with no money and a people with a bunch. The more money you give the government, the more they **** chit up. Wait... you didn't know that? lol!

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    Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes

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    the founders put the electoral college in there for a reason, it adds just a little tiny bit more power to small/rural states... sort of like the Senate does, but to a lesser degree. I love how the left claims they love the constitution and the bill of rights and all that crap and yet they don't understand or grasp even the simplest nuances of our election system.

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    with the help of my fathers appointments to the Supreme Court.

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    florida bean counters were trying to FIND gore votes in one district while ignoring cuban votes in others... the US Supreme Court ruled that that was unconstitutional. If you think they are wrong, ammend the constitution or change the law. Either way, you're still wrong for the time being.

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    Attacked and took over two countries.

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    we agree here, it should be a lot more than that. Kommrade Klinton attacked 6 after all. (somalia, haiti, kosovo, iraq, sudan, afghanistan). If you don't want to count somalia as a "clinton" attack because GHWB started our mission there... fine. Clinton still attacked 5 countries with no international help (forget about the 30 nation coalition we have now, clinton had like 1 ally in all 6 attacks combined) and you didn't say [censored] then so STFU now.

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    Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.

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    the "surplus" was a projection of how much $ the treasury would have that was based on the assumption that the "dot com bubble" was going to continue to grow at its maximum rate and not ever "pop".

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    Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.

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    ok, we'll fix that, next budget we're going to eliminate social security, medicaid, welfare and every other bullchit socialist program the left wing loves. Oh wait, you want to keep all that stuff? fine, STFU about deficits, because thats why we have them.

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    Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

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    nasdaq lost 50% of its value under clintons economic "plan" before any of Bush's budget even passed through congress. Nice attempt to lay the blame elsewhere though. Heres a lesson in how things work. When a new president takes over, his budget doesn't actually go into effect until the next year... after that, you have a minimum 6 months of lag time until it has an effect on the economy. The bad economic times that occured bewteen 2000 and the 1st half of 2001 were a direct result of Clintons budgets, not Bush's. 9-11 extended the bad times... ever since then our economy has been on the up and up. In 1996 Klinton bragged how he lead the nation to great economic times... and idiots like you cheered. Unemployment was 5.6%. Now unemployment is 5.4% and Bush has ran the economy into the ground. Gimme a fawkin break. Get a memory that lasts more than 5 minutes and you'll realise what a hypocritical moron you look like to the rest of us.

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    First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

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    only one? damn.

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    First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

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    thats a lie.

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    First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.

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    presidents dont go on "vacation".

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    Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other president in US history.

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    source? trips clinton took to china count as campaign fund raisers btw...

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    In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.

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    translation: under clintons last few years of taxes and the drawn out negative impact on our economy, we lost 2 million jobs. What are the numbers since 2002 again? oh yeah, substantial job growth.

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    Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in US history.

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    good, I dont know about you, but I dont think a person should get 75258493578359687 weeks of unemployment benefits from the government. Please show me the part of the bill of rights that says that individuals have a right to unemployment.

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    Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.

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    uhh, no. Thats would be your hero Klinton. You have any idea how many of his insiders are now either a) dead, b) in jail, or c) convicted of some crime? lordy, almost every one of them.

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    Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.

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    the president has to give press conferences... why? Lincoln mailed his State of the Union addresses to the congress. The least productive time any president has in office, other than while he's sleeping, has got to be answering idiot reporters questions in press conferences. BTW, did you give Klinton any flack when he didn't talk to reporters for like a year after Monica? Good, STFU then.

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    Signed more laws and executive orders circumventing the Constitution than any president in US history.

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    lets see a list of all his "laws and executive orders" that have been struck down due to being unconstitutional.

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    Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.

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    what energy "crisis"? crisis in jimmy carter. I haven't waited in line 6 hours for 2 gallons of gas yet... have you or do you just like to say "in history!" as a punch line with nothing to back it up?

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    Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.

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    we are at war, those are called the "stategic" oil reserves for a reason. They are needed when the chit has completely hit the fan (we're talking WWIII here)... not when you feel like you're paying "too much" for a quart of mobil 1.

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    Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.

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    another lie.

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    Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

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    i dont care if 5 trillion people are protesting. 15 million is it? thats weak. We have atleast half a billion hard-core America-hating zeolots out there and all they can muster for a protest is 15 million? please. 15 million people expressed their opinions because we have protected the world from those who would remove their rights to do so. If they would prefer the Nazis, the Communist Soviets etc to be in charge of their lives, thats fine... whatever they want... just don't come crying to us for help next time a dictator decides to toss them into a plastic shredder. All of that said, I'd like to see some sort of moral arguement as to why the President or any other American should listen to what 15 million yahoos who hate america and everything it stands for are protesting about. Why should our moral position be changed based on what these people think or believe?

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    Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.

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    thank god for that!!!

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    My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any in US history.

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    another lie. FDR absolutely loved secrets, he was almost obsessed with them in a way and with imperialist japanese and Nazis trying to take over the world, who can blame him. In any case, your comment is complete bull.

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    Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history.

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    oh, i see the logic here... kick out bush, who is rich but not fabulously so, to elect the guy with $700,000,000. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif Decide, is being rich necessarily a negative thing for a president to be? if so, STFU if you're voting for Kerry.

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    Had more states to simultaneously go bankrupt than any president in the history of the United States.

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    this has absolutely nothing to do with Bush. Additionally, please list all the state governments that have filed bankruptcy. Oh thats right, there aren't any... not even one. STFU already.

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    Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.

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    presided = actually busted these white collar crooks who were running rampant under Clinton. Even martha stewart is going to jail for crying out loud. Now name/list all the big time corporate "scum" that got busted/jailed under clinton. Opps, thats right, there aren't any.

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    Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.

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    Bush didn't creat the IRS or the SS admin... additionally, if you don't like big government, but you are voting for Kerry, STFU.

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    First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission.

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    replaced by Libya... a pillar of human rights morality. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif have you leftwing idiots figured out that the UN is our enemy yet?

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    First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board.

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    see above.

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    Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.

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    please list all the "checks and balances" that have been removed.

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    Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

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    it has been since its inception, its just become more clear under Bush. They have no backbone or will whatsoever and in the end, they hate America. Them being "irrelevant" is a good thing. Any time our enemies become irrelevant, I'm happy.

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    Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

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    Geneva ONLY applies to uniformed soldiers serving under the banner of a nation-state. Ununiformed combatants have no rights under geneva whatsoever. That is why spies wearing the "wrong" uniform can be summarily executed etc.

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    First president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).

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    becuase their goal is to cast doubt about our system as a means of undermining and eventually destroying it. DUH.

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    All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.

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    Kerry is the #1 congress critter with respect to big corporate donations... again, if you are voting for him STFU about this issue.

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    Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.

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    this is pretty funny coming for the left, notorius for putting a whet finger in the air so they can change their positions to win elections... morality or steaffastness be damned.

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    First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.

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    lie. Unilateral? we have 30 allies... by definition that isn't unilateral. "sovereign"? what does that have to do with ANYTHING? Nazi germany was sovereign, should we have just left them alone? "against the will of the UN"? a) the UN passed 16 resolutions, b) 1441 promised bad consequences for iraq if they didn't follow the rules. c) the UN is against us in the grand scheme of things, so who cares if what we do is "against their will"?

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    First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)

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    another lie, study the war of 1812 and get a damn clue. I know the public school system let you down and didn't teach you about it, but get off your azz and read and you'll be enlightened.

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    First US president to establish a secret shadow government.

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    the "shadow government" is nothing more than a contingency plan should the normal government get killed. You're telling me we didn't have a similar plan during the cold war? gimme a fawkin break. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

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    Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).

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    there was no sympathy for the US after 9-11. Sure, they put on a show. Araft gave blood. Bush got some phone calls. In the end, most of the world hated us before 9-11, most of it hates us now.

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    With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.

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    intafada started during Clintons years of "engagement" in which he promoted terrorists (like arafat) and gave our jew-hating zeolot enemies a lot of money to "be nice". It didn't work... it was never going to work. All it did was empower terrorists. Bush said "get that chit outta here" and rightly so.

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    Fist US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

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    thats a lie, the europeans thought that when Hitler ran the continent too.

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    First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.

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    another lie. There have been anti-american student protests in south korea for decades. These idiot college kids (sorta like some of them over here), don't know [censored] about their own history. Older koreans are pro-american... because they realize they wouldnt even exist without us. The young ignorant punks who don't like us have no idea what we saved them from, and they may never know. Just goes to show that no good deed goes unpunished I guess.

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    Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

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    sometimes you need to deal with a-holes in order to kill terrorists. No war around it really. Personally, I dont care who we have to deal with in order to get them, just get 'em.

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    Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.

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    he didn't say when... if he turns up dead tomorow will you STFU? no, you'll just say it wasn't done soon enough, or was done in the wrong way. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

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    Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.

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    uhhh, so? blame the FBI, they are the ones looking for him/her/them, not Bush.

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    In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.

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    hello 9-11 commission. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

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    Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.

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    FDR (he's a democrat... did you know that?) threw the "japs" into internment camps, but Bush has "removed more freedoms"? gimme a fawkin break. Have you read any history? at all? seriously... even one book? i want the truth on this one, without the spin. Read about Lincoln while you are at it, civil libs took a big hit during the civil war.

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    In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war.

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    about half of america knows that the terrorists are the enemy... the other half doesn't. Hence, we are "divided". On 9-11-01, we were "united" because it was clear to everyone... since then, a lot of people have forgotten or they just care more about their party than national security. In any case, its the far left wing's fault that we are "divided"... they left us, not the other way around.

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    Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

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    again, facts about how budgets work and when the incoming presidents actually has an effect shows that this "straight down" effect was a lasting result of Klinton.

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    AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military during a time of war.

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    thats a lie and its been proven as much.

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    Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.

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    klinton never turned in ANY medical records... 1st pres EVER to not do so. IF you didn't care then, STFU now.

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    Well done /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
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    Man that was alot of work! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    It appears that Kerry's job application is far more accurate than Bush's since there is no challenge to the accuracy of facts on Kerry's. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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    I'm sure that they both have a bunch of bs. /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif
     
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    Jek...your my friggin hero man...hmmmm note no reply disputing your response to the extended 'GW" application. Rock on man! ( was about to tear into it myself, but you said all there was to be said!
     
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    Jek...your my friggin hero man...hmmmm note no reply disputing your response to the extended 'GW" application. Rock on man! ( was about to tear into it myself, but you said all there was to be said!

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    that was a long response, lol! Of course, its much easier and less time consuming to just throw some lies out there and hope some of them stick. Actually thinking about these things and putting some thought into them takes much more effort. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

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    I'm sure that they both have a bunch of bs.


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    I'm sure you are unable to dispute it since its true. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

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