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Johnson and Johnson

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by yunit, Jul 31, 2003.

  1. yunit

    yunit 1/2 ton status

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    DO YOU HATE YOUR JOB...THINK AGAIN THINGS COULD BE WORSE.


    On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
    thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by
    Johnson and Johnson.
    Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your
    doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not
    be disturbed.
    Change into very comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed.
    Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place
    it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or
    broken.
    Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice
    that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal
    thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested."
    Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so
    glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."

    HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A
    JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!
     
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