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joke almost 18

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Jun 5, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot for "parking." He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light on. He gets closer to the car and sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine and a young woman on the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and knocks at the window. The young man lowers his window... "Yes, officer?" "What are you doing?" "Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine..." Pointing towards the young woman, the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?" The young man shrugs - "I believe she's knitting a pullover..." The cop is totally confused. A young couple alone in a car at night...And nothing obscene is happening! "What's your age, young man? "- "I'm 25, sir..." "-And her, what's her age?" The young man looks at his watch and says: "She'll be 18 in 20 minutes."
     
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    Heh heh /forums/images/icons/smile.gif!! Sounds like my wife and I before we got married! We got married literally 4 days after her birthday! That was the first Friday after she turned 17...yep, I said 17 (I was 23). I didn't rob the cradel, I crawled right in! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif!!
     
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    i've been dating my g/f since she was 15 and i was 19 now she's 18 and i'm 21, but it's only been 2 years and 2 months.
     
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    <font color=blue> I love that joke !
     

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