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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by RubberFloorMat, Feb 16, 2006.

  1. RubberFloorMat

    RubberFloorMat 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    A little boy comes down to breakfast.

    Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.
    " Not yet," said the little boy.
    His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.


    Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.
    He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
    He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.


    He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
    "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?
    Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.


    "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.
    I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I
    also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

    Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kiks the cat halfway across the kitchen.


    The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says
    Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
     
  2. roadhawg

    roadhawg 1/2 ton status

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  3. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

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    They put braille on drive through atm's because they put braille on walk up atm's. Why make two different parts if you don't have to?

    :D


    I'm 19, and know everything.
     
  4. roadnotca

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    Braile on snack machines.
    Here you go, braile on PCs.:haha:
     

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