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Joke I heard at work today

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jc71355, Jul 18, 2002.

  1. jc71355

    jc71355 1/2 ton status

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    A little girl was playing in the back yard with her mother watching when she stumbled upon two spiders mating. She called her mother over and asked what they were doing. The mother told her they are mating and that is a Daddy Longlegs. The girl said so that other one is Mommy Longlegs? The mother said no that is a Daddy Longlegs also. Suddenly the girl takes her foot and stomps the spiders in the ground. The mother asks why did you do that?
    The little girl says "We ain't having that sh*t around here."
     
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    <font color="blue"> Now that's one cool little girl ! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif </font color>
     
  3. jc71355

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    That's what I said /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    rotflmao!!!!! right on /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
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    LOL.
    now that's funny.
     

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