A little girl was playing in the back yard with her mother watching when she stumbled upon two spiders mating. She called her mother over and asked what they were doing. The mother told her they are mating and that is a Daddy Longlegs. The girl said so that other one is Mommy Longlegs? The mother said no that is a Daddy Longlegs also. Suddenly the girl takes her foot and stomps the spiders in the ground. The mother asks why did you do that? The little girl says "We ain't having that sh*t around here."