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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by HispanicPanic, Jan 28, 2003.

  1. HispanicPanic

    HispanicPanic 1/2 ton status

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    So Grandpa and his grandson are gonna go fishing and grandpa stops and buys a box of cigars and a 6 pack of beer on the way.

    When they get there about 5 mins. into the fishing grandpa takes a cigar out and lights it up. So the grandson askes him "Hey granpa can i have one of them"

    And the Grandpa replys "Well son let me ask you this can your D!ck reach up your Ass" so the kid replys "no sir" Grandpa:- "Well then you cant have one"

    So about 3 mins. after that the grandpa grabs a beer. And again the kid askes "hey granpa can i have one of them"
    And once again the grandpa replys "Well son let me ask you this can your D!ck reach up your Ass" so kid replys "no sir"
    Grandpa:- "Well then you cant have one"

    So about 5 mins. later the kid reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a scratch off Lotto ticket that he found on his way out of the store, so he starts scratching and says "Grandpa,Grandpa i just one a million dollars!!!"
    Grandpa replys "Hey are you gonna share that with grandpa"
    Kid replys:-"Well Grandpa let me ask you this does your D!ck reach up your Ass"
    Grandpa replys "Why it sure does" So the kid replys "Well then go Fu%k your self" /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    I think my Grandpa would've liked that one.
     
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    jacob
     
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