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joke. maybe not work or kid friendly.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ryan22re, Mar 2, 2006.

  1. ryan22re

    ryan22re 1/2 ton status

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    man walks into a bank with a ski mask on and a shotgun.

    robber says: "ALRIGHT THIS IS A HOLD UP"

    woman says: but sir this isnt a regular bank, this is a sperm bank!

    "OPEN THE SAFE B****"

    sir we dont have a safe.

    "WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE SPERM?"

    leads him to the sperm storage area.

    "GET ONE OF THOSE CUPS"

    "OPEN IT"

    "DRINK IT"

    but sir...

    "DO WHAT I SAY B**** OR I'LL BLOW YOUR F****** HEAD OFF"

    she drinks.

    ALRIGHT, NOW GET ANOTHER

    DRINK IT

    she drinks.

    the man then removes his ski mask.

    its her boyfriend.

    "WAS IT THAT F****** HARD?"
     
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    Roflmao!
     
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    niiiice.....:haha:
     
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    she replies, "it was harder than you ever have been."
     
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    :eek1: :eek1: :eek1: :eek1: :haha: :haha:
     
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    interesting choice of smiley's. :wink1:
     
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    that is funny right there.... :doah:
     

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