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Joke of the day(JOTD)2

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Jeremy_C, Feb 16, 2005.

  1. Jeremy_C

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    [font=arial,helvetica]A man and his wife were driving home one very cold
    night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.
    There was a baby skunk
    lying at the side of the road,
    and she got out to see if it was still alive.


    It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly
    frozen to death. Canwe take it with us, get it warm,
    and let it go in the morning?"


    He says, "O.K, Get in the car with it."

    "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

    He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and
    warm there.

    "But what about the smell?

    "Just hold its nose."

    The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used
    to beat him with died at the scene. [/font]
     
  2. Corey 78K5

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  3. Storm Trooper

    Storm Trooper 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    I thought skunks liked fish? :D
     
  4. darkshadow

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    finish this rhyme

    if it tastes like chicken keep on _ _ _ _ _ _ _

    if it smells like trout get the _ _ _ _ out!!!
     

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