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Joke of the day

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ratzila, Jul 19, 2005.

  1. ratzila

    ratzila 1/2 ton status

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    The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.
    He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she
    could zip through traffic around town.

    He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything
    she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

    "Look !" she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds
    or less. "And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

    For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

    Services are pending.
     
  2. XHitman396

    XHitman396 1/2 ton status

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    LOL, I'll give that one a 9.3.. whew... haha
     

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