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Joke of the day,,

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Feb 17, 2006.

  1. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

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    I don't understand.


    After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses
    and I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack
    on weekends.


    Anyway, I gave it up,, but I noticed the other day when she came home from
    grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup.


    I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up
    anything!"


    She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."


    I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
     

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