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Joke really bad blonde pun

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ratzila, May 13, 2005.

  1. ratzila

    ratzila 1/2 ton status

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    I found this on another site

    A man is driving along a highway & sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over & gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.

    The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road & pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

    "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

    The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car & pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, & sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

    The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them & hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around & waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns & waves, hops another ten feet, turns & waves, & repeats this again & again & again, until he hops out of sight.

    The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman & demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"

    The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

    It says... (Are you ready for this?)


    Are you sure?)



    (This is bad!)


    (It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)


    (You know you could just click off
    & not read the punch line....)


    (You can still delete it)


    (You know you're gonna be sorry)


    (Last chance)


    (OK, here it is)


    It says,
    "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, & adds permanent wave."
     
  2. k20

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    ........................................:1zhelp: :doah:
     
  3. ramjet gmc

    ramjet gmc CK5 Staff Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    "" you found this on a nother site ??"""

    YOU SHOULD NOT BE SURFING THE KIDDEY SITES :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
     
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    Well its gotta be work safe :D
     
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    Ow... it hurts :doah: :ignore:
     

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