A priest has just completed a sermon and is talking to his parishoners as they leave the church. A redneck looking man runs up to the priest and he goes enthusiastically, "How the hell are you father!!" "Good, uh..." "Thats great, today you had the best god dammed sermon today." "Well thankyou but id rather you not use that foul language. This is a place of god" The redneck replies, "And today you had such a good mother fuking sermon i put 5,000 dollars in the ****ing collection plate." "**** man thanks," the priest replies.