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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by nc87k5, Jul 28, 2004.

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    Three surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Mass.



    A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England!



    "The next one said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident.

    I reattached them and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics.



    "The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.

    Several years ago a fellow who was high on pot and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.



    All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a large nose. Now John Kerry is running for president of the United States."
     
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