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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by hi pinion, Sep 11, 2005.

  1. hi pinion

    hi pinion 3/4 ton status

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    How About the little boy sittin" out there on the curb with a bottle of Turpintine?? :D






    Hed" just SHAKE that turpintine,,,,,

    And look at the bubbles,,,,

    And SHAKE it, ,,,,

    And look at the bubbles,,,


    And a preist walked by. :D



    He said " Son, what are you doin???"


    The boy said " Whell,

    THIS HERES THE MOST POWERFUL liquid in the world,

    this here is TURPINTINE!!!!! " :D

    And the preist said,, " Oh no son, the most powerful liquid in the WORLD,,,
    is HOLY WATER, if you take a couple of drops of holy water,and rub it on a pregnant womans stomach,,,shell pass a baby boy."






    And the little BOY said,,, " **** ,,,, that aint NOTHIN!!!!! :D

    If you take couple drops of this here TURPINTINE,,, and rub it on a CATS ASS ,,,


    ITL PASS A MOTORCYCLE!!!!!!!! :D :haha:
     
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  3. hi pinion

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    Someone could have at least came out and said,it sucked :haha: :D
     
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    A Boy Scout leader, a lawyer, and a priest are on an airplane along with three small boys on thier way to a scout meeting

    The plane starts to go down

    The pilot says "We're gonna crash for sure, but we onl have three parachutes"

    The Boy Scout leader says "Give them to the kids, it's the right thing to do"

    The lawyer says "SCREW THE KIDS!"

    The priest says "Do we have time?"
     
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    I also have some joke about a little drunk guy at the bar who pooped his pants :D :haha:
     

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