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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by gjk5, Nov 16, 2005.

  1. gjk5

    gjk5 3/4 ton status

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    Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a French guy, an American guy, a old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl.

    The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

    When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

    The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

    The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

    The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

    The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the sh*t outta that Frenchman again!
     
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    Bwahahahaha!!!! good one....:bow:
     
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    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Ah, c'est bon!!!!! :rotfl:
     

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