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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by hi pinion, Feb 8, 2006.

  1. hi pinion

    hi pinion 3/4 ton status

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    There was a little boy,,,,,,,sitting on the corner,on the curb,all dressed up for school in his little blue blazer, and a tie,,,,,

    and he had himself a little doggie, a puppy in fact.A Cute little puppy with a curly tail.




    AND,,,this lady walks by and says. " Whell what a cute little boy you are "

    He said


    "THANK YA MAAAAAAAM"

    And she says, "And what a cute little blazer and tie you have there"


    The little boy said "Whell thank ya MAAAAM "



    And the lady said, " AND , what a CUUUUUTE little puupy ya got there,what do you call him?????"


    And the little bioy said, "I named him PORKY"



    She asks "Sonny, why did you name your doggie PORKY?"





    The little boy said























    :D :haha: "BECAUSE HE LIKE TO FOCK PIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" :D :haha:
     
  2. spongeidys

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  3. sikZ28

    sikZ28 1/2 ton status

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    this is one of my favorites


    Q. Whats green and smells like pork?

    A. Kermits middle finger!!!
     

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